hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
Down at cameli's and some homeless dude just pulled out a taser. Awesome.
there's a sign at taco bell and it says "bacon and ranch make everything better." it speaks to me.
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
No, but its not like diarrhea. i swear its like my intestines had a secret bank account and i just punched in the right pin.
Fairly certain I cracked a rib. Masturbation is not for the weak. I die now.
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
I feel like that japanese guy who ate all the hotdogs. Except replace hotdogs with sailor jerrys. And instead of a trophy and world record I just get a hangover at work
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
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