apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
I just want you to know that watching you throw up out of a cab in the McDonald's drive thru was probably the highlight of my night.
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
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