Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
His glasses broke on the way to the bar aNd he ended up talking to this butterface all night. I didn't have the heart to tell him
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
I just passed a kid trying to leave on a lawn mower
I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
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