he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
Pissed on my Blackberry at the Astros game. Wish me luck explaining that one at work.
I feel like death. And death is wearing a fleece blanket as a dress. And is seriously contemplating wearing this to go get something to eat.
Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
How do you say "I always respond to booty calls" when you give a guy your number?
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
I'm not sure. I have to find the Greeks I was with last night and see if they can explain to me why I can't hear out of my right ear and why I look like I got the shit kicked out of me
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
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