i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
dude i've broken up a marriage, I think I can handle a simple engagement.
you were stumbling around in your attic looking for all your swim team medals because you wanted to "feel like a champion."
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
He taped a champagne bottle to both his hands and called himself edward champagne hands. At one point he poured some on his lap and said " Just needed to make sure my dick got some too"
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
You 2012 self promised me that you would do LSD with me, and it's 2015 now. So.
Plus, I'm basically a doctor, so what could go wrong.
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
Randomize
