Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
I'm just that much of a man that I can watch Ellen and Oprah back to back and still like girls.
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
I think mom knows I'm drunk I put a full blown balloon in the fridge.
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
Because of my cut offs, my brother is convinced I fucked a girl so hard she forgot to take her pants. Fairly accurate.
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
My mom said she saw you at the grocery store. Said you looked like you were "headed for a Lindsay Lohan quarter life crisis of sorts"
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
...Just this whole adulting thing gets in the way of mermaid drag shows at lesbian bars.
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
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