The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
Thanks for feeding me more tequila shots to prevent me from trying to fight her last night. Horrible logic? Yes, but you are the best friend ever
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
the problem with having sex for lunch when its 98 degrees outside is that I can't tell if its sweat or semen running down my leg as I walk back in the office
A part of me realizes this is a bad time to text. But I override it with my awesomeness
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
I can't believe we broke the fucking lamp.
*i* can't believe believe we broke the lamp fucking.
I just walked across town, stoned off my ass and barefoot in 35 degree weather for him to bust five mins in and then apologize 13 times as I got dressed.
you came home and ate 12 bananas. you really didnt think mom would know you were high?
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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