Guess who has two thumbs, loves booze, and just dug half a handle of rumb out of a trash can in a freshmen dorm? This classy gentleman. Good day to you sir!
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
Just passed on a threesome. I'm too old for that kind of morning after.
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
Well after the shots I danced with a homeless guy, split my toe on broken glass, and had a 20 piece mcnugget. Who says postgrad life is boring.
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
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