when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
He has an intense fear that my cat will attack his balls while we're fucking
Neighbor who got arrested at 3am just said he'd split the $ with me if I testify as the witness in his police brutality trial. He was also holding a baby and a case of beer.
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
I have a burn on my hand, I'm covered in bruises, I think my toe is broken, and I have no clothes to wear home.
May have told my history professor I wanted him to stuff me like a turkey. Too slutty?
Nah, people appreciate the creativity of seasonal sluttiness. Let me know if it works!!!
I just got a handjob in the back of an Uber while a large German dude and a Midwestern fuck-boi sang along in falsetto to the Bohemian Rhapsody.
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