I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
Because he's your one night stand I shouldn't feel obligated to extend social media to him
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
Got caught peeing in public. Sucks. It was a police station. Sucks worse.
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
Randomize
