You're boyfriend is farting in his sleep. The last one sounded like a threat.
ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
I can hear my parents having sex. I REPEAT. I CAN HEAR MY PARENTS HAVING SEX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!
Your mom is 55 and has MS. To be honest, I'm proud of her, and you should be too, bitch.
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
Just as I was applauding myself for the best wing man award, I realized we are going to have to burn our futon.
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
My weirdest encounter with a stranger though was when for some reason they just gave me a box of unopened socks. Needless to say, I never used them.
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
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