Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
woke up in nothing but a glued-on tiger tail. they used super glue.
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
So I got drunk last night and attempted to shave a landing strip on my vag. I now have a 8 lane highway on my crotch now. Just looks like a random ass square.
I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
You need to stop telling people you gained weight over the holidays. You've been fat since July.
I also need to get my life together but instead I just eat spoonfuls of Nutella. We can't win 'em all
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
My dad accidentally texted me asking if I had weed...
Maybe you should say yes, and you guys can like bond or something...
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