I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
why do i have 22 missed calls from someone who is literally saved in my phone as bumrape star??
You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
He didnt have condoms & didnt trust himself to pull out. Thats when I knew he was a keeper. So I blew him so he knew I was a keeper too.
True romance of the 21st century.
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
Well I just had a 45 minute conversation with a lady who was drunk off her ass complaining about how her 3 sons won't talk to her anymore. No more dive bars.
I left the bar I'm on a bench across from the bowling alley taking a nap please come get me. I've had three lollipops.
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
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