dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
Fuck. That. I'm gonna get drunker and make them regret they EVER put me at the kids table. I'm a MAN.
So basically i got outta bed and started peeing on the a/c unit..when my roommate tried to stop me i looked at him and said "i got this"
You stole a frozen pizza from the freezer, stuffed it in the back of your shirt then proceeded to leave the party.
I found him in bed on a pullout couch with another dude. He had two empty puke buckets and his empty bottle of jagermeister right by his head.
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
he took my bra off with his teeth, THEN decided he just wanted to make out and cuddle. i don't know what the female version of blue balls is, but i've been living with it since 1 a.m.
I wish there was a tumbleweed emoji. Because that would describe my vagina.
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
Apparently I was carrying around a bottle of listerine calling it 5 loco
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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