hey babe. i'll pick you up in my mom's car. with my mom. she has nothing to do tonight.
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
We are going to be Siegfried and Roy for Halloween and you are going to be the tiger.
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
Just woke up from a dream where I had lesbian sex with myself (a clone of me)... Take that, Freud!
I feel like a pile of chihuahua shit that got eaten by a Great Dane who puked it up and then set it on fire.
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
How was your night?
Fell down a flight of stairs. Went to a sex dungeon. Was approached by a man in a leather harness.
It took me years of patience and pilates and yoga and flirting to land that penis. So yeah, I’m going to ride it into the sunset and live orgasmically ever after
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