Your mouth is God's brothel.
i have a new swear word: supercalifuckaliciousexpialadamnit
I bet farrah fawcett is having words with michael jackson in heaven for stealing her thunder
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
My friend Julia's mom just called her to say she got a puzzle in the mail made of cheese and when she put it together it spelled FUCK YOU and she doesn't know who it's from.
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
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