Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
I got her a Nickelback box set.
Some ambulance just rolled up to this bar and this girl just hops out of the back and walks inside
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
I woke up in a strange bathroom. Was I blonde when you left me last night?
all i tweeted was "emergency this is not a drill" and he immediately texted me asking if this was a subtle booty call…it was
I'm only bisexual one week out of the month. Nothing like ovulation hormones to make the genders of my hookups seem completely irrelevant.
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
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