Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
my throat hurts so bad i feel like i just gave head to a cactus.
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
Our date was amazing and I would like to reward you with a blow job under your desk.
I can pencil you in at 3:30
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
I immediately knew he was tripping, he came over with a grocery bag of snow balls and a bike helmet on and asked if I was prepared to die for my country.
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
I told him I was going outside to throw up and I ended up passing out in the front yard in my underwear for 45 minutes. When I walked back inside he said "where have u been?". My husband ladies and gentlemen
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
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