She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
I've decided I'm either going to ease him into this breakup by having a threesome with him and the girl I'm leaving him for, or be brutal and fuck his room mate. it depends how nice he is tonight.
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
You know what, I don't care that I got too drunk and didn't make it into the boat party. If I had, I probably wouldn't have peed on you later while we soundly slept. I feel you need that in a best friendship.
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.�
Just got a nosebleed, my period and the runs all at the same time. I'm either dying, or this is the first sign of the apocalypse. You warning you in case it's the latter.
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
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