I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
You just threw your burrito at the passing teenage couple and yelled "It's never gonna last" of course your were a shit show
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
I made him say "i realize i'm cheating on my girlfriend" five times aloud before i would hook up with him. Somehow that has to lessen my bad karma
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
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