went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
As I was going down on her I noticed she had a tatoo on her inner thigh that said "Eat it like your birthday cake".
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
i think every time you texted me i responded with 'bathroom floor'
you sat in the middle of your kitchen floor feeding your dog blueberries one by one
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
One good thing about being a mom now, I can tell which guys I'm dating were breastfed and which weren't... By the way they latch on to my breast during sex! Kinda kills the mood.
my still drunk mind thought "hey this is a really good time to stand in the middle of the street barely clothed in 20 degree weather at 4 am talking about the blow job i gave him soph year of high school"
He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
I cried at the bar for 30 minutes because I got my arm stuck in my sweater. I got free drinks for the rest of the night after the bartender helped me.
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
Listen all we did was not even pretend we aren’t each other’s type and live together and constantly encourage each other to get laid for 6 months.
Idk how it devolved into us fucking.
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
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