OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
I can't remember last night. I must have yelled at your girlfriend til she cried again.
Yup.
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
She spilled some tequila on her hair somehow and I guess I felt bad for her, so I yelled "ROOMIES FOR LIFE" and dipped my hair in my tequila.
When you text me tomorrow to remind me to mail your parking pass, also remind me to make sure i did NOT pack my vibrator for this family vacation
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
when a dude sends me an unwanted dick pic I just send him a picture of a nicer one. A more photogenic one. A dick with a future.
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
I can't believe we broke the fucking lamp.
*i* can't believe believe we broke the lamp fucking.
For some reason drunk me always leaves sober me a banana in the morning.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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