Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
i just sat at a stop sign for 10 minutes waiting for it to turn green. i need to STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT.
My life is like the prequel to "40 Year Old Virgin"
The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
So I've been thinking a lot since she told me she's prego. But what I want to know is why my voice of reason sounds like Thomas fucking Jane!?
My vagina smells like strawberry tangerine twist.
An there's a little girl across the bar eating Mac n cheese... #1 she won't stop looking at me. Boo bitch I'm drinking alone. #2 I'm about to tackle her ass for that Mac n cheese.
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
Apparently I made a chicken patty, angrily took it out of the microwave, walked outside, and threw it over the balcony. #me
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
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