yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
so my phone autocorrects 'retard' to 'retaaahd'. i LOVE being a masshole!
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
Everything tastes like Lysol. Am I dying?
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
weekly advice from mom, "Drink vodka, it las hess calories"
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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