the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
conclusion of the day: americans need to get on tredmills, people need to learn how to flush toliets and learn how to pee in then instead of on them, and waiters shouldnt tell their life stories to customers.
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
I think I collapsed a disk in my spine when I drunkenly lifted that fat girl on my shoulders to chicken fight at the pool.
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
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