remember that time i ran away from the bar and passed out in a street cot?
neither do i
Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
I feel bad for the next person that's gonna live in my room. There's so much semen on the carpet
Did you ever stop and think that god invented whiskey dick specifically for me
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
I'm moving out of my place and I just gave my mom a couch that I had sex on last night. Reduce, reuse, recycle at its best.
Being engaged is strange. I looked at my cock this morning and said, "we did alright these last 32 years, right?"
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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