butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
I woke up this morning with my shirt on upside down.
You mean inside out.
No, upside down. I ripped the neck hole in the process of getting it around my waist.
My alcohol tolerance is way too high for this paycheck.
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
The only person who DOESN'T think it's a horrible idea to sleep with my ex is my therapist. Obviously I trust her judgement above all others.
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
He's a wizard, there is no other explanation for how hard I came last night. None.
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