he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
Dude, just paid my sister in vicodin to go out and buy me a slushie.
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
the fact that i fell through a skylight is the least humiliating part of the night
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
Be still, my beating vagina.
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
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