Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
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