then i got kicked out of the bar for trying to pay my $30 bar tab in sacajawea dollar coins
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
Hey do you have a way to post bail? If not we can hook you up. If a police officer is reading this please ask him and respond in a timely fashion. I am concerned for my imprisoned friend
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
I was going through my settings and the phone randomly started playing "Crazy Little Thing Called Love" by Dwight Yoakum. Out loud. At full volume. I was shitting. There were 3 other people in the bathroom. I love iOS 7.
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
I promised her I would shit on your driveway. There's nothing that you or I can do about it now.
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
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