glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
so yeah i told her you were going to become a doctor and the first thing she said was "i still don't want to fuck him". i tried.
Just rolled over and found your boyfriend in bed with me. Is mine at your house?
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there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
Please. That's just a patriotism boner. I watched Michael phelps win another medal and had to change my underwear.
Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
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