Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
and then he ordered a "diet and rum" like the most important part of the drink was the diet.
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
she pinky promised me she was 18
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
We left around 4am, just after you laid down on your front lawn to take a piss. After 15 mins I said "dude are you still peeing?" you replied "Nope, just laying here with my dick out."
I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took
It was about the point the universe collapsed in on itself and I was a singularity of insanity that I realized I was tripping balls.
Please say a prayer for the elevator people at work today. My farts are significantly more potent the day after hitting that korean place for lunch...
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
We met behind our asshole boss's back with the intent to oust him from the company. If this revolution is a success, bring nachoes.
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