tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
Watching Argentina vs Germany during a wedding on an iPhone. Thank you Steve Jobs.
I've decided to turn your sobriety into a reason for me to be able to drink more.
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
sooo....i just remembered that someone fed me a pretzel out of their purse at the bar last night.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
He wanted to feed hamburgers to the homeless... as a first date... who the fuck is this kid
I met a bunch of Germans and said in german "this is for the fatherland" and poured a beer on my head
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
The cops came, and I made friends with him. He wants me to babysit his kids.
She just left someone a voicemail saying 'you better not have plans Saturday night, cause I'm going to sit on your face.'
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
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