I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
That can be our thanksgiving, vodka and cornbread. Just like the pilgrims.
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
We're playing Edward Bottle-of-eight-dollar-sale-wine-hands now
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
Walking into my bedroom & smelling stale sex & disappointment isn't how I envisioned being 39, in case you were wondering.
Tip of the day: Don't Amazon vibrators when your WHOLE FAMILY uses your prime account. There's dildo after dildo showing up in my "Related to Items You've Viewed" category on the home page.
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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