He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
You finger a girl once and she thinks she loves you. I'm going back to boys. Lesbians are needy.
remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
bet u 5 dollars u can't guess were i woke up this morning
oh god.. jail?
better, on the catwalk of the auditorium
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
So I vaguely remember making out with you this morning, I think you were on a date?
uhh when the x-ray tec was moving your head you licked his hand and meowed.. i think he knew you weren't sober
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
He punched me in the face while giving him road head, because he was driving stick. I shit you not.
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