im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
I woke up next to her this morning and couldn't remember her name. Luckily, she had written it on my hand so that I could add her on facebook.
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
YOU NEED TO STOP BLOWING DUDES ON MY COUCH AT MY PARTIES
YOU NEED TO STOP PROVIDING TEQUILA AT YOUR PARTIES
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
Any time you've had a failed relationship, I blast No Sex for Ben by The Rapture and dance around my room. I wish I was joking.
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
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