Through a series of unfortunate circumstances, I think I just sprayed lime juice on my vagina.
I was so drunk that I didn't realize he was staying at the Waldorf. I walk of shamed the Astoria, do you even know what this means?
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
THERE IS A WINE CUBE IN MY ASS THIS IS NOT GOING AS PLANNED
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
Just pee around me
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
I tried sex in a car once. It was like trying to do yoga in a drainage pipe with your arms and legs tied while using a typewriter with your penis.
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
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