I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
Send help, water and tortillas.
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
Would it be weird to bake him a cake that says "sorry I peed on your bed"?
I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna write gay mortal kombat fanfic. May the gods be praised for whisky
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
Yes be both agreed it was the worst sex in the history of fornication, so I asked him to sign the condom wrapper so I could frame it as a reminder to NEVER sleep with him again
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
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