just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
I feel like I should treat myself every time I find out I'm not pregnant. Is there a pie company that delivers??
Got a high five from a Superman stripper tonight
Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.
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