so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
I swear that when I have my own bathroom, I'm gonna lock myself in there and masterbate for at least 3 days in sheer appreciation of it.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
Why are you always at the walk in clinic, Lady Chlamydia?
You're not allowed to make that my permanent nickname.
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
So the TSA can feel me inside and out in front of 40 people, but they catch me fucking in the bathroom 20 feet away and all of a sudden their the decency police
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
She said to me, without hesitation, "make me an offer better than my sugar daddy and I'll go with you"
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
If you binge watch Bill Nye Saves the World without me you can consider yourself single
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