hotel room ftw
i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
Nothing says fuck you quite like putting your used condom in someones mailbox for them to find in the morning.
just saw your exgirlfriend at the mall. her sister is pretty hot.
called that a week into the relationship. like driving off the lot with a 2010 and seeing the 2011 models coming in on the truck.
My plan to masturbate 34 times on my 34th birthday backfired. Do you still have those crutches?
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
When we were in Vegas he tried to get an Elvis impersonator to act dead on a toilet so he could take photos. This is even worse
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