why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
He had to put his grandma's photo away before I tied him to the bed. She doesn't need to see any of that.
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
You threw away your W2 to make more room in your purse for liquor.
A drag queen just ate a dollar out of my ass. I don't know which one of us has hit rock bottom
I'm too drunk to make ramen. What the fuck is this.
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
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