we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
It's now 3:30 and the guy I went home with is showering me with shredded cheese. Nbd.
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
If thou doesn't answer thou phone thou shall receive a barrage of Dick pics. It's the eleventh commandment.
I got really upset about missing him last night when I was demonstrating penis sizes of the people I've slept with using a tape measurer to my roommates
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
It only takes one line of cocaine, and you try to shotput a fucking kitchen table
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
Randomize
