I'm in that stage of denial where I hope our kids have his nose.
You do realize that you broke up with him, right?
Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
Taking a shit on the side of the road is not how I imagined this morning would start.
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
I saw some guy masturbating in the Burger King parking lot and I’m just fucking done
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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