yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
Somewhere between the 2 hours of sex and her urgently rushing to work she manged to steal all $329.33 in my jeans. Worst one night stand ever, she even took the pennies.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
75% of my food budget goes to wine, the rest to chips and salsa.
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
i guess "never drinking again" is not an option when you invent a whole new level of drunk...
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