good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
I woke up in my tom cruise outfit with my house key tied to my thong....
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
I appreciate the I'll come bail you out of jail tone in the text
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
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