My right nipple has been called many things but never a ghost pig
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool.
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
The whole time we were hanging out my vagina was yelling at me like its a real live penis that wants to have sex with us what are you doing
The problem with having a roommate is that you are forced to answer the age old question "Are you okay?"
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
She's the good dick fairy. You buy her a beer and half an hour later the best lay in the place is asking to take you home.
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
Speaking of dumpster fires, your ex tried to add me on Facebook
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