They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
Do you think my bosses would frown upon Jameson with breakfast on this holiest of days?
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
I'm pretty sure I swallowed a whole condom
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
So, my ex just showed me the drunk voicemail we left him last night. Started out with me saying "I think it's Shane." Then you took my phone and started singing a song about peanut butter, train tracks, and tequila. I joined in. On the upside, he said he's totally fine with being on the drunk dial list from now on. Soooo, another tequila night??
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
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