This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
Wearing the BK Crown on the throne while dropping the kids off at the pool? Yes, one of my life's goals. Win
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
he told me "apparently my gag reflex doesn't work so if you magically grew a penis I would deep throat you"
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
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