one two three fourrrrnication!
I just crawled out of a second story window using a sheet and his clothes for a rope so he wouldn't wake up.
I am so glad I watched Macgyver as a kid.
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
A big thanks to that bride-to-be, Her fiance and his loaded friends will forever hold a place in my heart for the generous tequila body shots on the couch at Henry's.
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
my drug dealer is also my eyebrow lady. Two birds, one stone.
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